Monday, June 2, 2014

Exclusive!

According to an unnamed source close to the current Conservative government, a joint committee headed by three high-ranking cabinet ministers has been exploring the implications of the following map for collective rights and immigration issues in Canada. It is suspected that the three cabinet ministers are the Honorable Kason Jenney, Minister for Multiculturalism; the Honorable Ghelly Slover, Minister of Canadian Heritage and Official languages; and the Honorable Ahris Clexander, Minister of Citizenship and Immigration. No one from any of the ministers’ offices was available to confirm this. Due to circumstances beyond this reporter’s control, the only document leaked was this, and no further details are available at this time.

Filed by staff reporter Peter Parker.


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